Orson, aka funlovguy, apparently has time to put himself out there on http://www.match.com/ now that he is no longer running AIP (according to his minions).
funlovguy
I love women and I could be your best friend and lover. I enjoy life to the max and can be there for you!!
Active over 3 weeks ago
· 55-year-old man
· Santa Barbara, California, United States
· seeking women 45-65
· within 200 miles of Santa Barbara, California, United States
Relationships:
· Currently Separated
Have kids:
· Yes, and sometimes they live at home (2)
Want kids:
· Do not want to have kids
Ethnicity:
· White / Caucasian
Body type:
· A few extra pounds
Height:
· 5'11" (180cms)
Religion:
· Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
· No Way
Drink:
· Social drinker, maybe one or two
In my own words
for fun:
I love to travel; anywhere hot and exotic. Scuba;swim, tennis or just walk on the beach at sunset. I am passionate person. I love to dance. Horses. Sensitive to life and women. Lots of energy. Love movies, hiking, I am a good listener and talker
my job:
I own an international adoption agency. I can work anywhere. As much or as little as I want.
my religion:
I value all faiths. I have been raised jewish but I do not practice.
my education:
I have learned most of what I know from the life college and every day experiences.
favorite hot spots:
Come to Nepal and visit tiger tops or Bora Bora or just any beach resort. Love spas. I can take it easy with a book or dance the night away. I do not like bars prefer a quiet night talking or reading.
favorite things:
Candel light and soft music. If it is raining of course the fire place. Music feeds my soul. I enjoy growing in sprit and mind. I designed shoes etc many years. My own line. Had stores in Beverly Hills ten years. So shopping with my honey is fun.
last read:
The Master Key System; by Charles Haanel basis for the Secret . Enjoy self help
About my life and what I'm looking for
I am a strong but I will bend easily for the women I love. I want someone who can take care of themselves financially. I love to travel and dance and love to cuddle and kiss. I want someone who is strong of character but who is very affectionate and knows what she wants in a man because I love to please if I love someone. I can joke easily and I am very social. I enjoy people or I can be a loner for long periods of time. I also like a women who can see me through my eyes and look past my looks into my heart and visa versa. I am looking for a life companion as I know everyone is. I want to take my time to get to know somone; learn what is in their heart and mind and if we can find majic together.
About me
Hair:
· Light brown
Eyes:
· Blue
Best Feature:
· Legs
Body art:
· None
Sports and exercise:
· Dancing,
· Racquet sports,
· Swimming,
· Walking / Hiking,
· Weights / Machines,
· Yoga,
· Skiing
Exercise habits:
· Exercise 3-4 times per week
Daily diet:
· Fast food,
· Keep it healthy,
· Meat and potatoes
Interests
· Coffee and conversation,
· Cooking,
· Gardening/Landscaping,
· Movies/Videos,
· Museums and art,
· Music and concerts,
· Nightclubs/Dancing,
· Performing arts,
· Playing sports,
· Travel/Sightseeing
Education:
· Some college
Occupation:
· Self Employed
Income:
· $150,001+
Languages:
· French
Politics:
· Liberal
Sign:
· Sagittarius
My Place:
· Live alone
Pets I have:
· Birds,
· Dogs,
· Fish,
· Other
Pets I like:
· Cats,
· Exotic pets,
· Gerbils,
· Horses
Height:
· 5'0" (152cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
Any
Languages:
· English
Ethnicity:
· White / Caucasian
Faith:
Any
Education:
Any
Job:
Any
Income:
· $150,001+
Smoke:
· No Way
Drink:
· Social drinker, maybe one or two
Relationships:
Any
Have kids:
Any
Want kids:
· No way
Turn-ons:
· Boldness / Assertiveness,
· Brainiacs,
· Candlelight,
· Dancing,
· Erotica,
· Flirting,
· Money,
· Power,
· Skinny dipping,
· Thunderstorms
Turn-offs:
· Sarcasm
9 comments:
OK, so he can't spell, but he wants a woman who makes $150,000K or more a year? I think I'm going to go throw up now.....
And he writes that his hair is light brown. Uh, he puts photos of himself in there with gray hair. Who's he kidding? He's a dirty old man. I see he got on match.com pretty quickly after splitting with his wife.
Yucky dirty old man.
Vomit vomit vomit.
Eeeeooooo! Yuck! I think I need to take a shower now.
What about the part, "I can work as much or as little as I want???
Yuck!
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
WHAT A PERVERTED, DIRTY OLD MAN!!!!
YUCK!!!!
This is really sick. I agree with Muriel: vomit, vomit, vomit.
how did you even find out that he was on this site?
Great news about Kaz embassy below. I really hope they get to the bottom of it.
One word. Ick!
He is disgusting! I thought he was married?
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